20 (Un)Intentionally Funny News Headlines

20. Trust me, you would have done the same thing, it was waaaaaay too long

19. Thanks, but no thanks. That’s the last thing they need…

18. Safe sex can be dangerous

17. Do Want

16. For removal, please see physician ASAP

15. They used to spell it M’sip

14. Accidental Silicone-C4 switcheroo

13. Kansas City finally gets some ass!

12. Please explain… Oh, you mean David Seaman… Ok, because I thought…

11. Too close for cuntfort

10. Not ideal

9. Payback

8. A sticky situation

7. Editor, clearly male

6. Following directions fail

5. Not really worth the $1 lotto ticket

4. I would have guessed it was a bit lower…

3. Bad decisions were made, everyone got pregnant

2. He was knee-slap-clapping like you do when you have a beer in your hand

1. Psychics are getting lazy

 

20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever

What goes around, comes around! Click the pic to read the article online. 



Talk about funny headlines...! 


 



Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out... 



Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeup pictures... 



And you wonder why... 


 



Yeah, don't you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA's EIS on BNFL's AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests? 



"This is an artist's conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out thestadium lights." 



"We had no idea anyone was buried there" 




"I wouldn't do it again" says the hero, "she's been a pain this week" 


 


 



Please, if you've seen this man... 



What are the odds of that? 


 


 



Mistress of the universe... Now that sounds like a lot of work! 



Here's the winner of a local dog look-alike contest... He does look exactly like his dog! 



Ok, that's just mean